times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(via casadecraic)

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(via stability)

howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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(via greetings)

secretagentawkward:

this was either a great marketing ploy or a fabulous accident 

(via pickled-jesus)

thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid
thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid

thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid

(via departured)